dont mess with babes
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in
mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling
about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting.
I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should meet and
be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!' But you're still at fault. . ..women Shouldn't be allowed to drive.
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and
celebrate our good fortune.' Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police.'
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Don't mess with WOMEN!