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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even more intoxicated. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
"No! I don't wanna get in, I wanna get out!"
akandy
lil' johny>>confused!
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Little Johny came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with J...
akandy
pickup attempt @ bar!
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She res...
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top five funny answering machine messages:)
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1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're d...
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20 reasons y choclate is better then sex!
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You can get chocolate. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. You can make chocolate last as long a...
akandy
game!!
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other...
akandy
marry or go to jail!
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.She goes downstairs to look for him.She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wal...
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At 3 am a desk clerk...
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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers the clerk. About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even more intoxicated. "What time ...
akandy
Be Careful!!
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a maskedrobber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckilythe babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because itwas too risky to ope...