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M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student
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M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.
Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".
"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"
shines
good joke
i think its good joke but knowlege to mba walon ko bahut hoti hai chahe wo bolte nahin hai zyada ya bol ke btate nahin hai .we r not fools
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TRUE STORY
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This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US.A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori "Prime Minis...
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M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student
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M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours ...
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DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.
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I was walking around in a mall , when I saw a Cashier asked alittle boy to give some more money.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buythis doll.Then the little b...
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Let me Love You
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Once upon a time, there was once a guy who was very much in love with this girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of papercranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small executive in his company, his future doesn't ...
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Love teaches us to live !!
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Girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot..... Girl:"slow down a little.. I'm scared.." Boy: "No, it's so fun.." Girl: "please..it's so scary.." Boy: "Then say...
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First Love
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There may be secondary options to everything in life, but every secondary options in life will always leaves you to tears when you come to see your first choice or wish. ...
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My experience
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It's my experience.when i was travelling from madurai to chennai this incident was happened .The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Nea...