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!!!!!!!!!!scientist JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not
newton..........
how.................
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His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einsteins counting......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not
newton..........
how.................
scroll down.........
His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal
!!!!!!!!!!scientist JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts h...
"How a Struggling Single Mother of Six Used This Powerful 'Secret' To Overcome Overwhelming Odds (Including Near-Poverty And Even Illness) And Turned Her Life Around Almost Overnight... "
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Whether it's in God, the Godforce, a Higher Power or even the power dormant within yourself, understanding and using the 'law of attraction' doesn't come with an instruction manual. Sometimes, we wish it magically appeared on the day we were bor...
"How Can I Move Mountains When
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After blindly trusting in what I was taught, I didn't see any mountains moving. (I lived in the valley of the Wasatch Mountains, by the way). I saw many people praying to be healed and told to have faith. But most were not healed.
It saddened...
$100 Apple Store Credit Now Live
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Earlier we had told you that all early iPhone owners would be receiving a $100 Apple store credit. Well it now looks like the early iPhone owners could retrieve their store credits either online or at an Apple retail store. The process to recevi...
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1 amongst 5girls are self harmed
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ONE in five girls in secondary schools self-harm, according to research to be presented today at Britain's largest conference on suicide prevention.
A survey of 2,000 pupils, primarily 15 to 16-year-olds from schools in Glasgow and Stirling,...
1,010 bikini-clad women set a Guinness world record.
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A TOTAL of 1010 bikini-clad women made history at Bondi yesterday, where they set a world record with the largest swimsuit photo shoot ever.
The historic event, which forms a new category in the Guinness World Records book, was watched by hun...
14 Inspirational Quotes for Black History Month
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To help celebrate Black History Month, we've collected some powerful and inspirational quotes from prominent African Americans.
Here are a few of my favorite inspirational quotes:
1. "I don't know the key to success, but the key t...
