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A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing
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A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
Master: Miaooow...
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness, and tells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )
Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.) and goes back to sleep.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
Master: Miaooow...
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness, and tells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )
Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.) and goes back to sleep.
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50 years in space
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When the Soviet Union launched its "October surprise" in 1957, it began a space race with the United States largely driven by politics and fear. Now, as the 50th anniversary of the October 4 launch of Sputnik 1 rolls around, the face of space ex...
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6 Diets to Avoid
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When it comes to losing weight, everyone's in search of a magic bullet. But don't fall for the hype. Unfortunately, there's no short-term fix for long lasting weight loss.
So learn to identify these six red flags:
1. Diets that promote or ...
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A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing
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A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.
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A Tale in the Desert
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"A Tale in the Desert is rare among MMORPGs in that it lacks combat."
What? Lacks combat? A Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game, without fighting? And people like it? And it's fun?
Apparently so.
Allow me to continue quoting from ...
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Airtel breaks into world's Top 10 with 50 million users
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Bharti Airtel on Monday announced that its customer base, including landline and broadband services, had crossed 50 million from 25 million in July last year.
With this, Bharti has become the first Indian telecom company to break into the glo...
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Aussies lose............Taylor anchors Zimbabwe to historic win
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SCORES
* Australia innings
* Australia: 50 runs in 9.4 overs (63 balls), Extras 5
* Australia: 100 runs in 15.6 overs (102 balls), Extras 7
* Innings Break: Australia - 138/9 in 20.0 overs (BJ Hodge 35)
* Zimbabwe inn...
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"
"No son, tha...
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Border porters fear new India-Pakistan trade
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Attari border (Punjab): It was on their sturdy shoulders that the trade between India and Pakistan, worth over Rs 600 crore, had been taking place so far. A historic move Monday to allow trucks to carry cargo between the two countries has made h...