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The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame . Then
I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If
I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let
their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
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To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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I'M HERE FOR YOU
** JUST FOR YOU **
BEER - Life saving drink!!
No ... not at all. What do you say?
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame . Then
I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If
I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let
their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
--
I'M HERE FOR YOU
** JUST FOR YOU **
BEER - Life saving drink!!
No ... not at all. What do you say?
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WOW, NICE TO BE BACK ON CHILLX....
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Hey man this is really cool, A over all New Look to CHILLX and its just amazing and cool to be back with new stuff around...All the bext Chillx and hope to be around here for a long long time..S
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"On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai
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This is for real, thought will share it with you all.
There was a contest in TCS to write a fictional story for 500 words max which would start with the line "On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leadi...
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$$ why do we drink alcohol $$
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The Value of a Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame . Then
I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If
I didn't drink this w...
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$$ Why Men are more happier $$
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Your last name stays put.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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*** Love a different view of boys and gals ***
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GIRL FACTS:
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later
Wh...
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****Mercury Rising****
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Just came across some helpful stuff thought it might help somebody.
Heat Stress:
During hot weather the body has to work harder to maintain the normal body temperature.
Hence, even trivial physical work in hot weather is exhausting and ma...
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...Continuation to Emotional Blackmail !
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Today me and one of my very good friends had an argument on emotional blackmail article, which I have previously written in this Blog, a day or two back.
She doesn't believe EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL actually exists. So, I had to convince her that ...
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~ Been a While ~
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Hey everyone,
Its been a while since I had some time to write something here at ChillX.
Just came by to say Hi !