$$ Why Men are more happier $$

Your last name stays put.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

You can do festive shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

One mood -- all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can be president.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

The world is your urinal.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

The garage is all yours.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Your underwear is Rs.99 for three-pack.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

No wonder men are happier!!!!!!!!!

Sex Change ... anyone ....


There is more to life than having everything.